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“Oh my god, I just heard my brother and his girlfriend having sex and it was like the hottest thing ever. I even tried to masturbate, but I got so nervous and I was shaking from whatever and now I feel horribly dirty. Am I a freak? Isn’t that
I have no clue why i held of posting this afjnasfI saw antman and adored it and after shennigans with some friends i did a pokemon crossover cause yes i am trash ; ) Maylene totally is wasp btw. also im never doing that outfit again fight me
also random sketchimagine tho, what if Rose had a secret fear that used to creep on her while least expected and Pearl was the only one who would come and comfort her
mirokuu48:Kinoshita M: During the rehearsals we kinda talked about the fact if we were gonna cry or not. And she was like, “I’m definitely not gonna cry” and I was like, “Then I won’t cry either” and now she is crying and I am crying… Just
I low key wish my body was shaped like this in real life. sitting on the end of the bed like I am pushed all my weight outwards. it’s like DAMN, hello curves. sup. this was from a set in 2015 (?) I did for Morticia addams that just wasn’t all
*pops in with a liter of alcohol in one hand and throws a peace sign * hello everyone!! I, fluffy, am a tad bit drunk.. again lol drunk part 2 lol :3
sagihairius: i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill
theexvirgindiaries: Before fishy and I were dating we were best friends with benefits and we lived in the same building but we went home for Christmas and we were texting at like 1 am and I was like dude I don’t know I just really feel like sucking
lilfaux: i bruised my knees because i was running to get my bag from the staff room at work, and one of my co-workers was like “you’ll fall over if you keep running” and i was like hahaha jokes on you i am so coordinated then i fell over and commando
poormichelle: The time Michelle was like, “I AM A CHILD OF GOD” and Fantasia was like, “So am I bitch…”
doitsusleftnut: navigatorin: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: meanwhile in england i am in a dress everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’ there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach everybody not at the beach
I have hope or I am nothing
momomomma2: momomomma2: trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks
luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.
so last night I was getting into my pajamas and it was like three am and I put my shirt on inside out and backwards and I didn’t even notice until I went downstairs for food and my mom told me
ok so earlier i asked my mom what race my dad was since i knew she wouldnt answer if i asked her about herself and she was like “white whats not white about him” but my dad is dark skinned with curly black hair and not whitepassing at all there is
Earlier today my little sister burst into my room and was like “ARTIE! There were BEARS! There were BEARS on the NEWS! A WHOLE FAMILY OF BEARS was right in the middle of the street!”. She ran into my room just to tell me there were bears on
sagihairius: i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners
bookhobbit:on the bus home a random dude started talking to this lady who was minding her own business like “hey you’re wearing a mask” and she was like “I sure am, why aren’t you” and he said “I don’t need
seppin:how come on tv kids always got flat backpacks like when i was in school lifting my backpack was an olympic effort and yall look like u got like two folders n maybe a calculator in there
julythetavernwench: They started Lethe. And I started crying. Stanne just ran to me and hugged me and he was like : I am so sorry ! —- I’ve been waiting to hear this song live for years. Everytime I was at one of their shows they never played
so today I got home from school and I was so excited and happy and looking forward to going to visit a college and to seeing my girlfriend after TWO MONTHS of being apart and it almost felt like when I was going to see her for the first time, but then
sagihairius:i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill
spicy-vagina-tacos: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time my ex was tryna get me back and he was all “you know I think you’re stupid attractive” and I was like “no shit because I am” and he got so personally
phantomdoodler: the announcer was like “and 19 year old wins the gold” and I was like “what am I doing with my life” and my mom just answered “drawing smut”
holymotherofrowling-deactivated: There was one time when I was in my dance class and we were like two-and-a-quarter hours in and I just had 45 minutes left, and I was like, ‘Ugh, okay, how am I going to get through the last 45 minutes of this lesson?’
pumpkinpoptarts: “I was hanging out with my daughters, and I actually just started to cry. Just sitting there, and I actually had a tear and I was like, oh man, I am so happy right now. This is the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life, and I
holycheeseandcrackers: also really quick the villain in ghostbusters was a whiny dude who was like “i am a GENIUS and EVERYONE IS MEAN TO ME SO I NEED TO DESTROY THE WORLD” and the women are like “uh dude, same here and people are completely shitty
am-i-a-potato-yet: mrss-barakat: its-not-a-phase-mom: This ain’t a it’s a My friend is sitting next to me and she was like This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon this ain’t a emo it’s a beard waterfall hand running
GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 3/10 celebrity crushes » Charlie Hunnam “I was playing pretty boys and these angelic roles like Nicholas Nickleby and all that stuff. And I was like, ‘What am I doing? This isn’t who I am, as a man or an artist.’ I
unsuccessful-metalbenders: OH MY GOD I AM CYING RIGHT NOW MY BROTHER DIDNT HAVE ANY CLASSES TODAY AND HE WAS BORED AND HE KEPT TEXTING ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL AND I WAS GIVING HIM ATTITUDE AND SASS TELLING HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE AND HE WAS LIKE OH FINE
when I was in school (well still am) I would always prefer male teachers, they were always nicest to me and it was easy to talk to them and they were so helpful and sweet and one of them used to talk to me a lot and even gave me his number
I think this is my favourite thing
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
Not sure if it’ll help you feel any better, but here’s some kitties so this just made me cry lol, I’m feeling crap and no one likes me and I got this and I was like KITTIES AND NICE PERSON and just got all teary. thank you.
I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed, the latest list was top ten tv bad bads and I didnt like it so I shall give you my list of five (bc obviously people call so much)damon (tvd)klaus (tvd)ryan atwood (oc)sawyer (lost)chuck bass
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
I was really needing sex so darfin came took me to his house and went deep and fingered me making me cum fof half an hour then I fell straight asleep and he just woke me up and its 1:40 am. I am vey out of it and sleepy and I feel like ive been ripped
I am so impressed with my boyfriend, I played james dean by hilary duff (my childhood icon) and I was like GUESS WHO THIS IS and within 30 seconds he was like ‘is this lizzie mcguire?’ which is basically correct. he says he knows her voice by now
cummbunny: in like two weeks its 6 years of me and the darf dating and I am just realizing we have only slow danced once and it was at my sisters wedding, I just hate slow dancing and I would rather dance like an idiot with him than slowly hug in circles
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
playing some more Ni no Kuni before art i just beat the first boss and i was like “AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT LEVEL 5??"
though tbh when i was in school i never really drew in class, like i would doodle in a break or something but i was/am a complete nerd so when i was in class i would FOCUS INTENSELY, i was a straight A student and graduated top 10% of my class :33c
scumbugg: Was looking in the mirror today and just… How strange it is to reach this point after years of aching in the body I am in. I feel good. I feel good and I feel like I am finally fitting in my skin. I feel like I look like myself. A year and
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OKAY NO U DONT UNDERSTAND I AM SO PROUD OF U RN I WAS LISTING TO THEM TALK ABOUT U AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THATS MY JEN THEY LIKE GOOD SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE BECAUSE
lethbian: i know tumblr is leaking bc i met a girl who’s a ‘bisexual lesbian’ and she was like “am i less of a lesbian for wanting to have sex with men?” and i was like….not to be mean but literally yes
i listened to miku/luka’s version of “kokoro” again
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
chiicharron: so like i saw this thing on my dash and i was like oh no oh no i like that oh no i really really like that i dont even know what i ship anymore oh my god
ok so like. i was listening to my pandora and this duet comes on and i was like “……….is this ladybug? >:0″
speech over. I am alive. (cries softly)
i have reached that point once again where i want to draw 23434534 of the ships i like but i only have so much stamina and talent to complete them and/or make them look decent
Oh man. Oh maaaaaaan I just fell off a cliff and my horse died and there was like 30 zombies at the bottom and I’m so dead
OMG I’M DYING NOI started watching a video I filmed like a month or two ago but forgot about it and it was all sexy and I thought yano damn gurl you go but then I skipped it to the middle and I’m just sitting there tryna be a gangster flippin my hands
